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Gemini Men
Rating: 63.12
TRIAL MEMBERSHIP: None
MONTHLY RENEWAL: $19.95 - 30 days, renews
REVIEWED BY: John Best, Mon Apr 14 2008
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 CONTENT Rating: 3 out of 5
This site caters to those of you who enjoy watching straight men squirm. And really, who among us hasn’t watched a straight guy uncomfortably looking at the ceiling or the wall while we do something unmentionable to him? The site says that the guys are straight but willing to engage in ass play, “mild to wild”, and that seems to be mostly true. The impression I got was of a lot of straight guys who were pulled from the streets of Tampa and paid to do things they didn’t really want to do.

Few of them seemed to enjoy sucking very much, although they all seemed to enjoy getting sucked, but most of them seemed very willing and able to fuck themselves with dildos, cucumbers, Budweiser bottles, and whatever else the director had at hand. It IS pretty hot to watch a straight guy jerk off, though, and, personally, a guy with lots of ex-girlfriends’ names tattooed around his body is sort of hot. The men featured are very in-shape, lean to muscled, and very attractive in a blue-collar sort of way. However, there just isn’t much content here.

The site promises over 200 men, and over 10,000 pictures. I lost count, and have no reason to doubt the numbers, but nowadays we expect a lot of video content for our money and this site comes up a little short.

Click on any model’s picture, and you get a large gallery of very hot pictures and one video clip. That being said, the video clips are long, and they are very sexy once you get past the uncomfortable part of watching a straight guy put off getting naked.

As for the anal action, I expected more guy-on-guy fucking, but it seems to be mostly solo action with toys. All the site content is 100% exclusive, but some of the guys will be familiar to you from other sites and movies. Two new videos are added per week. As of this review, the dvd store was temporarily shut down due to “extreme technical difficulties”, but they promise it will be up and running soon, offering member discounts on a wide selection of titles.

 MEDIA Rating: 2 out of 5
Movies are available for download or streaming, and either way Windows Media Player is the only option. I was unable to view any of the movies on a Mac running Leopard. I had more success on a pc running Vista, but WMP would not allow me to fast-forward or rewind while streaming.
 APPEARANCE Rating: 3 out of 5
The site says it’s been around since 2001, but the design has not been updated from, say, 1996. There are lots of bright colors on black backgrounds and a generally busy appearance that says “porn site” from 30. In truth, though, the old-school look and feel of the site is something I sort of got into after a while. I’d forgotten how most of these sites looked back in the dawn of the internet age, and it was a fun blast from the past. No pretense at classy here.
 NAVIGATION Rating: 3 out of 5
The site has two main areas for content, an “old member’s area” and a “new member’s area”. The former seems to be the part of the site that’s been around since 2001, and it shows. Navigation here is of the old-fashioned, keep-hitting-the-back-button variety. The “home” button (i.e. the top banner) takes you back to the first page of model updates; which is somewhat unhelpful if you’re on page three. The new member’s area is a little more helpful, but getting where you want to go would be still require more concentration than one might have when coming home tipsy after a night at the bars.
 PRICING Rating: 5 out of 5
Pricing is where it makes up for lack of content. Whereas most sites charge 29.95 for a month, this site is fairly priced at $19.95. There are no trial periods, but the site accepts credit cards and online check payment.
 OVERALL Rating: 4 out of 5
The men on this site, with their straight-guy vibe, are hot enough that they deserve a site update. The phrase “Always leave ‘em wanting more” doesn’t really apply to porn sites, where we expect a lot for our money. I wanted to see more of these guys, and I wanted it to be easier to navigate around to see them. The old-school look of the site is a matter of taste, but the men are beautifully photographed and filmed, and they certainly seem to be straight. Is that enough to overcome the old-fashioned layout and the pricing mysteries? Since there’s a reputable third-party company handling the billing, I’d say probably.

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CONTENT
3/5

MEDIA
2/5

APPEARANCE
3/5

NAVIGATION
3/5

PRICING
5/5

OVERALL
4/5